Ugly fat, and quite a few carrots, removed in minutes!
As used on cruise liners.
Almost never fatal!
Contains informative chapters such as ‘Now don’t wash your hands’ and ‘Five ways to get to the front of the bathroom line.’
“I’ve never lost so much weight!” says Excited from Minneapolis. “Usually I hit a wall after a month and give up, but with this diet I can’t stop. It’s also saved me a fortune on rent as I now live in the bathroom!”
Spring clean your gastrointestinal tract today with ... The Noro Diet — printed on recycled paper courtesy of Charmin.