Contents

Introduction: Coasting

Barefoot in the sand in Blackpool

One day that boy will be prime minister

July 2020: There’s a couple there with masks on

September 2020: The eternal EPCOT fridge magnet

March 2020: The lost glove and the high wind

Years went over and nobody found us

The helicopter at the picnic

Pieces to Camera

The coast that wasn’t a coast or maybe it was

Overexposure

Six and out

The saxophone, the sea

Jazz and bells and early morning coffee

Joe’s prize bingo and the lockout

East Coast, magnetic coast

Who’s that in the picture?

My sand life, my pebble life

Filey fact, Filey fiction

The shape of the watch on the wrist

The map of getting the map

Carrying the Methodist

The Wallet

I Haven’t seen one of those for years

Going to extremes: North

Going to extremes: East

Going to extremes: West

Going to extremes: South

Autumn

Winter

Spring

Summer

Snow beach

Like a statue

Seeing the sand

You’ll write a poem about that

Pre-cleethorpes dreaming

April 2021: Almost forgetting the pie

Drugged by the pie

The running man

Don’t touch the sides of that tent

What the weather said

Eating chips by the sea, a rhapsody

Islands of midges and wasps

Being a curator

Into the wind

The snake in the bed

The oar

The currency

The Hunstanton Frisbee incident

Coast as a series of novelty cruet sets

Young man with a Notebook

Towels and trunks

Tide out

Up the path

My sand life my pebble life