Farthest North Southern Town

My hairdresser Frank’s own hair’s cut punk

today, livid as a ruffled bird.

He tells me about his brother-in-law

on the police force who tells him how

the cops punch out the punks on Main Street,

and get away with it too. They got

these leather gloves, he says, with brass

inside, so no bruises show, and even

if there are some, they’re gone

by the time the trial comes up, or the judge

will say you might have fallen down

stairs. This town is the farthest north

southern town, Frank says, switching scissors,

and nobody wants to argue with the mayor,

who appoints the police chief, and so on,

like a ricochet bullet, down

to your basic level of cop who takes

his shift to count the number of times

the same car cruises Main Street

in an hour. Three time’s the limit.

Then out he comes, cruiser flashing

red and blue. They mostly nail

the ones with racing stripes and mag

wheels, not the little Subaru wagons,

Frank says, spraying mousse in his palm,

lifting my hair to an elegant panic.

We are squared off in the mirror.

What’s more, the law says they can still

hang you here, he goes on, for stealing

a horse. I won’t, I say, I won’t.