Never Gave Her a Hand Again

Mary Contrary played “She loves me, she loves me not,” with the fingers of my right hand. One twist, they loosened. Second twist, out they came. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

It ended in, “she loves me,” but I said I had my doubts. Foolishly, I let her try again.

Michael Drezin is a lawyer and a storyteller, or the other way around.