Last Will and Testament

To my estranged daughter, who traveled across country for this reading, but couldn’t attend my funeral, I bequeath one box of hugs. Though I hate to spoil a surprise or reveal a punchline I’ll admit it’s a crate filled with ravenous pythons waiting to squeeze the life out of you.

Bob Thurber is the author of six books. Over the years his work has received a long list of awards and been included in over sixty anthologies. bobthurber.net