Ornithology

Stupidly, when I was out bird watching, I left my wellies behind in the car when I went for a walk beside the lake. The spring flowers were abundant; but unfortunately, so were the vicious stinging nettles. Now my knees are really humming. Does anyone have any sound-proof trousers?

Peter Snell was a bookseller, and he wears a lot of red in December. Facebook @bartons.bookshop