Also published by Zebra Press

I Moved Your Cheese

THE LAZY PERSON’S GUIDE TO HELPING YOURSELF

The problem with the self-help books that litter the shelves of the bookstores and bedside tables of the nation, besides the fact that they are poorly written by unattractive authors, is that they expect you to do all the work. You are required to read them, remember key words, perhaps even put their teachings into practice in everyday life.

Not this self-help book. This is the self-help book for people who want to take no steps at all. This is the self-help book for people lying on the sofa. This book will tell you how to reap the rewards of being a better person, without having to trouble yourself with the unnecessary burden of actually becoming better.

It is not even necessary to read this book. Simply buying it and keeping it displayed in a prominent position will make you a brighter, happier and more desirable person. Our pages have been treated with a revolutionary new formula that allows wisdom, through a process we have patented under the name “Osmatix”^TM, to pass directly from the page into the atmosphere, where it can be easily inhaled from a reclining position.

Award-winning columnist Darrel Bristow-Bovey has adapted the insights from a multitude of self-help books. Before they may have appeared to be a shameless procession of old codswallop, but this book reveals the shining truth in all things.

ISBN: 978 1 86872 359 1 (print)

ISBN: 978 1 77022 308 0 (ePub)

ISBN: 978 1 77022 309 7 (PDF)