CONTENTS

Acknowledgments

Introduction

Prologue

Knee How?

Technology Dinosaur

Beware Of The Bidet

Before Google Maps

Insane In The Membrane

Run! Run! Run!

Shin Pads Not Included

What A Load Of Bull!

Have Siren Will Travel

The Meaning Of Life

Filipino Time

Why Did The Wildebeest Cross The River?

Worst Case Scenarios

The Toilet Inspector

Rain Rain Go Away

Of Mouse and Man

The Day I Flashed Florence

Try The Miso Soup

Recipe For Steamed Marinated Chicken

The Global Smorgasbord

A Meal To Die For

Do You Want Flies With That?

Say Cheese

The Chinese Photography Factory

A Festival For Everyone

Human Geography

Obscene Village Names For 200

The Elephant In The Room

Epilogue

Silver Linings

About The Author