Acknowledgments
Introduction
Prologue
Knee How?
Technology Dinosaur
Beware Of The Bidet
Before Google Maps
Insane In The Membrane
Run! Run! Run!
Shin Pads Not Included
What A Load Of Bull!
Have Siren Will Travel
The Meaning Of Life
Filipino Time
Why Did The Wildebeest Cross The River?
Worst Case Scenarios
The Toilet Inspector
Rain Rain Go Away
Of Mouse and Man
The Day I Flashed Florence
Try The Miso Soup
Recipe For Steamed Marinated Chicken
The Global Smorgasbord
A Meal To Die For
Do You Want Flies With That?
Say Cheese
The Chinese Photography Factory
A Festival For Everyone
Human Geography
Obscene Village Names For 200
The Elephant In The Room
Epilogue
Silver Linings
About The Author