My name is Alice Toolie. You’ve probably already heard of me :)
I’m famous on Youtootube for a seriously cute video I made with my mum about my eggcup schngrooodle-itzu, which is like a really rare kind of miniature dog that fits in an eggcup, awwww. You can only get one from this random island in Japan (but we got ours at Petz4You). My video already has 40 likes, but it could even be more by now, maybe 41 or 42, I haven’t checked today.
But I’m sorry to say, THIS book is not about my schngrooodle-itzu :(
It’s about a MASSIVE fight I had with this (really annoying) boy at school called Jimmy Cook. He calls himself Captain Jimmy Cook, but he is NOT actually a captain. He is just a kid. Basically, he did a really, really bad thing: HE READ MY DIARY! And the worst bit is, I got in trouble too, which is totally unfair because everyone knows diaries are PRIVATE (although I did write some not-nice things about him in it). To make us become friends, our teacher Ms Fennel made us write letters to each other as punishment. How. Bad. Is. That.
But then something very mysterious happened :O I’m not even joking. It’s sooooo mysterious, I’ve actually been banned from talking about it by the teacher. But no-one said I couldn’t write about it! So here in this book I’ve put all the letters about exactly what happened.
xooxxxxx oox x ooo xxxo xxxxxx
Alice Toolie