I am supposed to tell you that I am very sorry that I read your diary.
Like I told Ms Fennel, it wasn’t really my fault. Actually, it was sort of your fault for leaving it in the school library in the first place. I just thought it was a book about echidnas, since it had a picture of a baby echidna on the cover.
Anyway, I’m sorry I read it because it was not good.
Yours unhappily,
Captain Jimmy Cook