Your apology is actually NOT accepted.
It’s totally your fault for stealing my diary and reading it, which is against the law. You are always pretending to be so into the law and police and stuff, but you are actually a robber.
Yours most unimpressed,
Alice Toolie
P.S. It wasn’t even a baby echidna, it was a hedgehog! Baby hedgehogs are like the cutest animal in the world, which is why I have a picture of one on MY diary. You should google it.
