I can’t believe you just called me a robber. That is like the worst thing you could say to me. If we were in the olden days, like before the Titanic sank, when there were cavemen, our families would be at war because you said that.
Like I told Ms Fennel, I wasn’t even interested in your diary. I was just looking for a book on echidnas because I’m planning a trip back in time to Australia in the ancient days to see the Giant Echidna, which is like a kind of dinosaur which apparently really did exist and was about 100 metres tall. How was I supposed to know that it wasn’t a book about echidnas anyway????
Yours most fantastically,
Captain Jimmy Cook
P.S. I did google baby hedgehogs and they are very cute.