It said ALICE TOOLIE’S PRIVATE DIARY in big letters on the cover! It doesn’t even have a library sticker or one of those barcodes that the librarian scans, so how could it be a library book???
Also you mentioned in your letter that you are planning on travelling back in time. That’s also impossible. I have to go now, because I have jazz ballet and I am the lead jellyfish :)
Yours irritably,
Alice Toolie
