I know you said time travel was impossible, but it turns out you’re not quite right because I’m actually writing this letter to you from Ancient Egypt. It’s pretty great here. So far I’ve seen a few pyramids getting built and been invited to some cool pharaoh parties.
Your jellyfish ballet sounds 50% interesting and 50% not. Got to go, I’m off to see a few mummies.
Yours anciently,
Captain Jimmy Cook