You are NOT in ancient Egypt, you are in class. I can see you with my own eyes and you are right here.
I want you to know that I am not happy that Ms Fennel has made us penpals for the whole term just because you read my diary. It actually seems REALLY unfair, because you were the one who did the bad thing and now I’m being punished. And I like NEVER get in trouble :(
Yours quite crossly,
Alice Toolie