Of course I am counting it right. You do know that I won the state counting championships last year after I counted to 8,739,322? So it’s pretty easy for me to count to 3! 1 + 1 + 1 = 3. That’s how much money we made: $3. I am not counting all the stuff you let people trade for a sip from your stupid mug.
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie