Ha! That’s where you are WRONG, Alice Toolie. I would dare. I would totally dare. That’s because I know for a fact that there are three ways to buy things, and this is true in real life:
Money
Trading
Post Stamps
A lot of people (YOU) don’t actually know this stuff, and they just think money is the only way to buy things, but that’s not actually true. Because I’m quite the explorer, I make it my business to know all the different ways you can buy stuff. One time, I even bought an icy-pole for a bulldog clip and a pair of my dad’s socks. If I still had the ghost, I could probably trade it for a luxury helicopter … but I never would.
Yours financially,
Captain Jimmy Cook