SAME! I told my mum how much I don’t like all that weird fake explorer/olden days/stick carrying/messy hair/dirty shorts stuff that you do and she said it would be GOOD FOR ME to have a friend like you! We need to put an end to this NOW or our families will end up going on camping holidays together! We’ll end up at Yum Cha on Sundays! They’ll enrol us in Art Class together and organise JOINT birthday parties! We’ll go on Fun Runs and have sleepovers and weekend BBQs and go on pony rides together forever!
WE NEED TO STOP THIS NOW!
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie