There’s good news and there’s bad news.
First, the good news is: that was a super great play date! At first I wasn’t sure your plan was going to work, but then when we went to Petz4You and you tried to pay for the dog shampoo with that glob of plastic-clay and a half a jelly-snake … my mum was so confused! I would totally do that!
(I actually think the Petz4You lady should have accepted it because plastic-clay can be really expensive and it was a pretty good deal.) Also the giant hole we dug in the backyard was totally awesome. My mum is always getting cross at me for digging massive holes in the garden but she didn’t get cross with you there, plus you did find a real Ancient Egyptian necklace so she should be grateful. Also it was pretty awesome when the Legot yoghurt shop was attacked by space ninjas and block meteors.
The bad news is that my mum likes you even more now and thinks we have HEAPS in common and says that’s why we argue because we’re actually so alike. Also I didn’t think you were very supportive of my plan to set the ghost free.
Yours regretfully,
Captain Jimmy Cook