What a disaster! I can’t believe I had to dig that big hole for nothing, although it was nice that your mum let me keep that necklace I found :) My mum said it was just plastic, but I checked on Google and I’m pretty sure it’s real Ancient Egyptian, so it’s worth about 5 million dollars or something.
Anyway, I told my mum that the whole visit to your place was terrible and she said I looked like I was having a great time when she got there! And your mum told my mum we were laughing the whole time! And my mum said she’d never seen me so muddy! And your mum said we had so much fun! And my mum said it was great that we were friends! And then your mum said we should do it again!
This is the problem with being SOOOOO good at drama! Everyone believed my performance because it was so good, when the REAL truth was that underneath all the fun, I was actually having a really, REALLY bad time. Now they’ve organised ANOTHER play date for the Dog Wash at my house on Saturday.
I hope you’re good at acting so that my mum thinks you’re just like me and they stop trying to get us to be friends.
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie
P.S. I’m sorry I wasn’t that supportive of your so-called ‘Rescue Plan’, but I’m pretty sure that tunnelling under the school in an atomic submarine with a giant claw isn’t going to get the ghost back.
