My plan was awesome. You’re probably just jealous because you don’t know how to operate an atomic submarine.
Anyway, it will be extremely hard to pretend to like all the boring stuff you like, BUT as a world famous explorer, I am always up for a challenge and I never give up. Also, should we make an ad so that people in your neighbourhood know we’re having a Dog Wash to raise money for the school fete?
Yours considerately,
Captain Jimmy Cook