Using invisibility shampoo would only make your hair invisible, so everyone would still see you trying to steal the ghost back and then you’d just get in trouble. So thanks anyway for those suggestions, but if you don’t mind, I’m going to ignore them because of these three reasons:
1. They’re not good.
2. They’re not good.
3. They’re not good.
Oh, wait. I can think of a fourth reason…
4. They’re not good.
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie