I’m ignoring all that. Anyway, I couldn’t help but notice that you have brought something quite interesting with you to school today. What is that weird slimy, sparkly stuff? Is it part of a grand plan to rescue the ghost?
Yours most interested
Captain Jimmy Cook
No, it is not. And I’m not going to tell you what it is because it’s part of my Show and Tell for this afternoon:) So you’ll just have to guess. What do YOU think it is, anyway?
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie