Unicorn vomit! Jenny Philpot told Ava Tonkatsu who told Lucas Terrazzo who told Conrad who told Casper N and Casper N tells me EVERYTHING so that’s how I know it’s unicorn vomit. Actually, they didn’t even NEED to tell me it was unicorn vomit, because I’m a bit of an expert on endangered animals so I KNEW just by looking at it.
Where did you find the unicorn?
Yours nosily,
Captain Jimmy Cook
It’s not unicorn vomit! And unicorns aren’t endangered. That’s ridiculous.
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie