It probably WAS brand new! One time my cat went missing and I was totally devastated, but the very next week my mum found it but it was a different colour and also a dog. I thought it was a bit weird, but my mum tried to tell me that it was normal for cats to turn into dogs if they get too hot :(
But then one day my REAL cat came back. It turned out that it had just been stuck in the neighbours’ piano. So adults lie and your fish is not a zombie.
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie