Okay, that does actually sound like a real ghost. Since I’m a famous explorer, I might need to investigate.
Yours expertly,
Captain Jimmy Cook
P.S. I don’t want to be mean, but those lollies that Lucas Terrazzo gave the class for his birthday looked great but boy they tasted terrible!
They were NOT lollies. They were decorative erasers. Also, I know you keep SAYING you’re a famous explorer, but actually, you’re just a kid. Kids aren’t famous explorers.
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie