Dear Jimmy,

Whale vomit? Ewwwwww :) Gross. That’s not treasure!

Yours troolie,

Alice Toolie

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Dear Alice,

That’s where you’re wrong. It happens to be a fact that whale vomit is VERY rare and is worth billions of dollars and I’m not EVEN joking. They use it to make fancy perfumes. Just ask my old friend, Mr Internet. Also the scientific name for whale vomit is ambergris.

Yours astoundingly,

Captain Jimmy Cook