Well, I ran into a bit of trouble finding ambergris. Apparently you really need to get out on the open ocean and find a whale that’s not feeling too good. I had a good look around my house and didn’t have much luck.
Gran was over for dinner, so I asked her if she had any lying around at her place, because she does have a lot of cool stuff like 80 different types of garden gnomes and a nutcracker in the shape of an army tank, but no ambergris. Sorry.
Yours unbelievably,
Captain Jimmy Cook