I have absolutely never heard of kids discovering any of those things. I’m pretty sure that’s because you just made them up. ANYWAY, you can think what you like. I’ve already been famous three times:
1. My Yootootube video about my eggcup schngrooodle-itzu has now been viewed 51 times.
2. I won the talent contest at my grandma’s old people’s home for an amazing dance routine where I dressed as a glow-in-the-dark germ and showed how germs can get passed around if you don’t wash your hands (which I don’t think you do).
3. I was in the TV commercial for Exploding Fruit Floss for more than two seconds!
And when I catch this ghost, I will also be famous for that. Besides, I already know HEAPS about ghosts. I bet you didn’t know this:
1. Ghosts are freezing cold.
2. Ghosts’ favourite food is salty ham sticks.
3. Ghosts are scared of the dark.
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie