I totally won’t forget ANY of the jars! I’m also really looking forward to the fete tomorrow, but I‘m not THAT into face painting and hair spraying. I know for a fact that you can actually attract wildlife like pigeons and cassowaries (which are really dangerous birds) when you paint your face. But I did hear that the emergency services are visiting and doing demonstrations at the fete! I’m a big fan of the emergency services and an even bigger fan of demonstrations. This fete’s going to be the best, but the very, very best bit is going to be our Mystery Jar stall! Nothing can go wrong!
See you tomorrow, partner!
Yours ecstatically,
Captain Jimmy Cook