I, Captain Jimmy Cook, apologise for releasing a wild and furious ghost onto the school fete. As a world famous captain, I always take responsibility for my actions, so I take full responsibility … even though it wasn’t really my fault and I was actually trying to save an innocent ghost from being imprisoned without having done ANYTHING to deserve it.
Anyway, the disgusting stench was too much even for me to bear. I humbly beg your pardon. Also, my elbow that touched the haunted slime still stinks and maybe will forever. So I’m sorry about that too, I guess.
Yours most apologetically,
Captain Jimmy Cook