That’s a pretty good list. But you did forget to mention:
1. Ghosts cheat at board games.
2. Ghosts can go without drinking for a whole year (but that might be camels).
3. Ghosts can run faster than leopards.
Anyway, I went and had a look for this so-called ghost at lunchtime with Casper N. Casper N is pretty great when it comes to spotting unusual things, which is why I usually take him on my expeditions. One time, he even spotted an invisible and highly venomous ant crawling on my leg and basically saved my life.
Well, I’m sure glad we did go and check it out, because there was nothing there. NO GHOST. I think you made it up. It did smell pretty bad, but it always does.
Yours responsibly,
Captain Jimmy Cook