Dear Alice,

Sorry to say, but you DID just accidently use the :{ That’s now $107 I’d love to let you off, but rules are rules.

Yours legally,

Captain Jimmy Cook

Dear Jimmy,

Do you want me to add up the fines for all the time that the ghost was in the cupboard after YOU lost it? Because I have, and it’s $71,398,473,298,749,231,874.

Yours troolie,

Alice Toolie