Oh, you’re a boy! I thought you were a duck. Well, anyway, that’s why you didn’t see the ghost! It’s not in the boys’ toilets. It’s a girl ghost! Actually, I’m pretty sure that ghosts are always girls, because even though they’re dead and stuff, they still have good fashion. Have you ever noticed that? Like really pretty, long, flowing dresses. I’ve literally never seen a boy ghost wearing sneakers and some T-shirt with a picture of a lizard boxing a giant spider or whatever it is that boys wear.
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie
