Firstly, I do know that song from Annie. I saw it on Notflix one time, so now I happen to be quite a big fan of musicals about orphans.
I know we don’t actually get along very well, but I’m pretty sure we need to do something about this ghost, because things can get pretty bad when it comes to zombies and ghosts and that sort of stuff. I should know, because one time our fridge got haunted. The inside light was always flashing and everything you put in the fridge suddenly smelled like sardines. It was really bad, because it happened at Easter, so all the chocolate eggs started smelling like fish, the apples smelled like fish and even the fish was smelling like fish! My mum said it was just an old can of Meowy Chowy and a broken light bulb, but that seems very unlikely.
So anyway, we really don’t want a ghost causing that sort of trouble at school. And since I can’t (and won’t) go into the girls’ toilet, we might have to team up, just this once.
Yours reliably,
Captain Jimmy Cook
P.S. I’ve noticed you use a lot of emojis:
Happy Face : )
Sad Face : (
Scared Face : o
Winking Face ; )
I have invented a new one and you can use it if you like. It is called Sad Moustache Man :{
I expect it will be very popular. But if you do use it, you need to pay me $1 every time, because I invented it.