Dear Alice,

I’ve actually got a jar! My dad made my lunch today, which is usually a bad thing because he puts weird stuff in like a whole raw zucchini or a plastic frog.

Anyway, today he put a jar of porridge in there. I was pretty unhappy about it when I first saw it, because porridge is not something anyone wants to find in their lunchbox. But sounds like it’s a good thing today!

See you soon, WITH THE JAR!

Yours superbly,

Captain Jimmy Cook