I am extremely brave. One time, I had to actually wrestle a dinosaur that was going to attack my baby sister.
Okay, it wasn’t like a real dinosaur, more like one of those guys in a suit at a shopping centre, but he was VERY convincing. If it wasn’t for me, my baby sister would have basically been dinosaur food.
I’m sorry to say this, but the real problem is that you don’t know how to catch a ghost. You can’t just open a jar and expect it to go in. Firstly, you need to tell it to get into the jar and be way more bossy (which you should be VERY good at). Also, we need something to attract the ghost into the jar, like how moths are attracted to lights.
Yours inventively,
Captain Jimmy Cook