Of course not fire! You’re not the only Junior Fire Chief, you know. I’ve been a Junior Fire Chief since I was a kid. No-one takes fire safety more seriously than ME. My favourite part of school is when we have fire drills. I actually think we should have them every day. I do STOP, DROP and ROLL most mornings after my breakfast, just for practice. You really can’t be too careful.
I’ve heard that the music teachers are to blame for setting off the fire alarms. Apparently they’re always burning fruit toast, so it’s just a matter of time before there’s a serious incident.
No, we need something else to be ghost bait. I’ll find something tonight.
Yours strikingly,
Captain Jimmy Cook