Did you find some ghost bait at home?
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie
‘Did I find ghost bait?’ I hear you ask. Well, yes I did, and thanks for asking.
At first, I thought maybe we could use lollies, but it turned out our sweetie jar was totally empty because apparently my dad sat up all night watching some boring French bicycle race on TV and totally cleared out the jar. I was pretty annoyed about that, because all the stuff in the sweetie jar is actually mine from last Halloween. But try telling my dad that. Anyway, then I had a better idea for ghost bait. I’ll bring it over now and show you.
Yours outrageously,
Captain Jimmy Cook