It’s VERY expensive cheese, actually. So shows what you know.
It does smell pretty bad, though … but it was the only cheese we had left in the fridge! Anyway, it was not easy to get, let me tell you, because my mum hates me being in the kitchen because I always try and invent new foods. Like one time, I made these amazing ice blocks from oranges, flour and seaweed. Mum said I had actually invented a whole new kind of mess, but like the saying goes: if you want to make a pancake, you’ve got to break your legs.
Yours figuratively,
Captain Jimmy Cook