I think you should really remember it was a team effort. I know YOU were the one who went into the girls’ toilets and caught it, but who do you think brought the jar? Also, I’m going to have to ask my dad for the recipe for his disgusting porridge. I’ve always thought it was pretty gloopy and gross and what convicts probably ate, but now that I know it has this amazing power to attract ghosts (when you add cheese!), it might come in handy!
Actually, come to think of it, the ghost might even BE a convict.
It likes porridge and musicals about orphans, and that’s all convict stuff.
Yours astoundingly,
Captain Jimmy Cook