That’s a very bad idea. The last thing you want is a ghost escaping in Mr Shufflebottom’s office or worse, a police station, and we definitely don’t want it on the news. You might start a panic. No, no. It’s definitely best if I hold on to it.
Besides, as a pretty famous explorer, I know how to handle dangerous discoveries like this.
Anyway, I’ll probably need to do some scientific tests or something.
Yours responsibly,
Captain Jimmy Cook