Just so you know, calling me Mr Cronkwhistle is actually being mean. You always say you’re not mean, but actually you are a bit mean. But that’s fine anyway, because I’m not the type that lets stuff like that upset me. I have a little saying when people say stuff that’s not that nice (like call me Mr Cronkwhistle!). This is my saying: I’m the rubber you’re the gnu, whatever YOU say bounces off me and sticks to YOU!
Also, I have thought about this ghost sharing deal and I’m not sure if you realise that it’s actually impossible to share it evenly. I’m not sure you know that a week is SEVEN days long. So one of us has to have it four days and the other has to have it three days. I’ll take it four days.
Yours invincibly,
Captain Jimmy Cook