Thank you for retuning MY ghost. I’m planning on watching a documentary on convicts tonight with it. I’m pretty sure it was a convict, so it will really like that.
What I won’t be doing is watching Wake Up World! Because, let me think … IT’S NOT GOOD. And my mum says that TV in the morning rots your brain. It’s a different story for my baby sister who is allowed to watch Princess Ponies and Rainbow Babies whenever she likes. So I guess it’s okay if her brain rots, but if I want to watch something in the morning, forget about it!
Anyway, even if I could watch something in the morning, I can tell you right now it wouldn’t be Wake Up World! I’d probably start the day with a good show like Mornings with Vikings or Pirates are Stealing Your Stuff! That sort of thing.
Anyway it’s great you’re going to be on TV (again), but if I was going to be on TV, I would want to be on TV for something cool, like discovering a golden pyramid or inventing a lava-diving submarine … something like that.
Yours memorably,
Captain Jimmy Cook