Of course it’s true! We talked to the llama using Scrapple letters. You know Scrapple, right? The board game where you make words with the little letter tiles? So we asked the ghost llama questions and pulled out the letters to see what it would say.
It told me its name was YDEX, which seems like a good name for a llama. Then Casper N asked it where it was from, but it just spelt out LQRUEDEAPII, which I can’t find on Google Maps …
Yours scientifically,
Captain Jimmy Cook
P.S. Emperor Fluffy Pants is a good name, and you are right, he was in charge of Germany for about 100 years or something.