Of course I know Scrapple. I actually won the Scrapple championships at holiday camp. I think it was in the news? I put down the word QUIXOTRY, which means like a super amazing idea that no-one has ever had before. I knew that word because I basically have QUIXOTRY all the time.
Mostly I don’t really think you have QUIXOTRY ever, but I do like the idea of talking to ghosts with Scrapple letters, so I might do that with MY ghost when I get it back. (Did you notice I put the ghost on your desk at EXACTLY 12 o’clock?)
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie
