Umm, why are you and the whole class wearing crazy dress-ups today? Ava Tonkatsu is in a green wig? Conrad has a blue fluffy hat? None of this stuff is part of the official school uniform and I think people should really start taking the uniform seriously.
Yours officially,
Captain Jimmy Cook
It’s the Swimming Carnival, silly! Did you forget? The bus leaves for the pool in 20 minutes, so go and get your swimmers! And don’t even THINK about taking the ghost to the pool.
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie
