Don’t tell me you forgot your swimmers!? I saw your name was down for the 20-metre Rubber Duck Push. I’m doing that too (plus a bunch of other events), and I was really looking forward to racing you and winning! ;) If you don’t have your swimmers they will make you sit out with all the kids that have itchy mushrooms growing on their feet or diarrhoea, and then people will think YOU have itchy feet and diarrhoea too!
Yours troolie,
Alice Toolie
