I do not want to sit out the carnival with Lucas Terrazzo and his itchy feet! Maybe I can borrow Casper N’s swimmers? But I’ll guess he’ll be wearing them, so that might be a bit tricky. Hmm, I’ll figure something out, don’t worry. A captain is very resourceful in situations like this.
See you there, and prepare to lose the 20-metre Rubber Duck Push!
Yours competitively,
Captain Jimmy Cook