I didn’t think anything could cheer me up (I’ve been pretty down since our ghost was unfairly imprisoned), BUT … A SCHOOL FETE IS GREAT NEWS. We can definitely both agree on that. The cute dog parade is a pretty good idea, but I think it should also be dress-up so then you can dress Emperor Fluffy Pants as an evil mastermind. I’m quite a fan of cupcake decorating, so that should be on the list too, but I should tell you right now that bubble wands are VERY dangerous. If you don’t believe me, then you obviously don’t know that every year there are VERY serious injuries caused by bubble wands. One time, my dad made a giant soap bubble and it ATE a baby. This is true in real life.
A better idea would be a baby animal petting zoo, but with cool baby animals, like a komodo dragon, a snow leopard and maybe a baby panda.
Yours safely,
Captain Jimmy Cook